I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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