She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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