Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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