I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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