I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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