This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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