Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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