I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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