So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
