i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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