Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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