She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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