yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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