I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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