no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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