people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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