ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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