tell your sister to shave her snatch
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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