I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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