I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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