yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There was a lot of him and a little penis
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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