This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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