You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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