i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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