But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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