I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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