did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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