So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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