I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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