dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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