I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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