having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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