remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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