You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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