I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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