Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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