why didn't you poke me back
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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