You're so nebulous sometimes
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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