Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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