you're like a bully in the Christmas story
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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