so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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