I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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