he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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