Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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