It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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