Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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