Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Drake has all the answers
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
