If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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