Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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