He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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