Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
tell me about the fingering
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