I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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