So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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