plz talk dirty to me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
