i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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