North Korea, Best Korea!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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