Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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