Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
there is glitter all over my balls
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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