I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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