Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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